April 2nd - April 15th: The weather gets warmer and the drunks get drunker

I've omitted all the reports of drunk driving, loud parties, etc, because they're dull, and there's too many of them. 

TUESDAY, APRIL 3

SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY

7:29 a.m. - A Puffton Village woman told police someone may have entered her home overnight and turned on the light in the living room. *that is SOOOO SUSPICIOUS*

THURSDAY, APRIL 5

MOTOR VEHICLE ACCIDENTS

9:12 p.m. - Michelle S. Rollins, 38, of Three Rivers lost control of the vehicle she was driving on South East Street. The vehicle hit the gravel shoulder and eventually rolled onto its roof, police said.
Rollins suffered minor injuries and was taken by Amherst Fire Department ambulance to Cooley Dickinson Hospital in Northampton for treatment, police said.
Rollins' vehicle sustained heavy damage, police said.
*I drove past this accident on my way home from my parents house, and there were 2 fire trucks, and ambulance, and at least 4 cop cars. I will also note that she is not related to me...*

SATURDAY, APRIL 7


CITIZEN ASSISTANCE

9:27 a.m. - Police are working with Village Park tenants and management to resolve ongoing noise issues related to a woman who regularly uses a treadmill in the early-morning hours.

DISTURBANCES

10:42 p.m. - A Mill Hollow Apartments resident celebrating Easter by yelling was advised to calm down.

MOTOR VEHICLE ACCIDENTS 

10:34 a.m. - A U-Haul rental vehicle struck the low railroad bridge on South East Street, causing minor damage to the vehicle, police said.
The vehicle was able to back out from the bridge, but later got stuck in a nearby field and had to be towed, police said.
*this is why you shouldn't drive a U-haul rental vehicle unless you ACTUALLY know what you're doing...*

SUNDAY, APRIL 8
 
BREAK-INS

6:53 p.m. - Police received a report that the Amherst Survival Center on North Pleasant Street had been broken into through a kicked-in door.
The intruder is alleged to have stolen loose change and left excrement on the floor, police said.
*Ew?*

MONDAY, APRIL 9


NOISE COMPLAINTS
6:05 a.m. - Police responded to Village Park after receiving a complaint about a woman using an exercise machine that woke up a neighbor. Police asked management to help mediate the situation.
 *This lady and her treadmill!*

SATURDAY, APRIL 14

SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY

8:49 a.m. - A Shays Street resident reported 27 trash bags thrown into the woods near his property. Police determined the bags were filled with remnants from a large barbecue. Police are investigating who illegally disposed of the trash.
*I was fully expecting the trash bags to be filled with body parts, not barbecue remnants...although I do enjoy how they worded this one*

CITIZEN ASSISTANCE

12:23 p.m. - A downtown resident told police a neighbor took photographs of him while he was gardening.
*was he wearing his sexy gardening outfit?*

Apple Scruffs

I realize everybody has their own opinion on the beatles.
Some love John, others Ringo.
I however, think George was (and quite frankly, still is) the best Beatle.

Wah wah, John Lennon got shot, wahh, nanny nanny boo boo. Cry me a river.
George got stabbed betch! ...and he didn't die.

okay, I josh, but still, George is the best, and there's not an argument in the world that could ever make me change my mind.
All my favorite Beatles songs are the ones that George wrote
(and because John and Paul were decks, and didn't want to share songwriting royalties, he basically got one song per album)
I won't even attempt to explain the depth of my love for All Things Must Pass.

I also like to imagine George and Bob Dylan's friendship. The mental image of the two of them on a tandem bike, much like that scene in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (*sidenote*my ALL TIME FAVORITE FILM), and yes, it will be a montage set to the sweet sweet stylings of Burt Bacharach.

this is where I insert the George/Bob songs that I love so much

   

I like to think that they keep looking at each other because they're deeply in love...

 

George was a beautiful human being, and I hope that his soul has been reincarnated into some precious baby somewhere, born into the home of a music-loving family, and they will nurture him and he will grow up to become George Harrison 2.0

and now, I give you (and by you, I mean me) some super classy youtube videos that prove how amazing the youngest and cutest of the Beatles really was.

 

 

 

 

 


This is my JAM when I need to get PUMPED UP, or just elevate the humors.
and FINALLY, because we all need some SILLY George Harrison:
 
(Ariel, I hope this song is now forever stuck in your head! HAH!)

still 30 years too young

Here is the MAIN reason why Robert Plant should've never grown facial hair...

WHY AM I NOT 56 YEARS OLD?!?

I can say without any doubt, that I was born in the wrong decade.
All the good music came and went at least ten years before my birth.
All I can do is watch Youtube videos and cry.

cry tears of polyester and terrible orange/brown shag carpet.