I've omitted all the reports of drunk driving, loud parties, etc, because they're dull, and there's too many of them.
TUESDAY, APRIL 3
SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY
7:29 a.m. - A Puffton Village woman told police someone may have
entered her home overnight and turned on the light in the living room. *that is SOOOO SUSPICIOUS*
THURSDAY, APRIL 5
MOTOR VEHICLE ACCIDENTS
9:12 p.m. - Michelle S. Rollins, 38, of Three Rivers lost control of
the vehicle she was driving on South East Street. The vehicle hit the
gravel shoulder and eventually rolled onto its roof, police said.
Rollins suffered minor injuries and was taken by Amherst Fire
Department ambulance to Cooley Dickinson Hospital in Northampton for
treatment, police said.
Rollins' vehicle sustained heavy damage, police said.
*I drove past this accident on my way home from my parents house, and there were 2 fire trucks, and ambulance, and at least 4 cop cars. I will also note that she is not related to me...*
SATURDAY, APRIL 7
CITIZEN ASSISTANCE
9:27 a.m. - Police are working with Village Park tenants and
management to resolve ongoing noise issues related to a woman who
regularly uses a treadmill in the early-morning hours.
DISTURBANCES
10:42 p.m. - A Mill Hollow Apartments resident celebrating Easter by yelling was advised to calm down.
MOTOR VEHICLE ACCIDENTS
10:34 a.m. - A U-Haul rental vehicle struck the low railroad bridge
on South East Street, causing minor damage to the vehicle, police said.
The vehicle was able to back out from the bridge, but later got stuck in a nearby field and had to be towed, police said.
*this is why you shouldn't drive a U-haul rental vehicle unless you ACTUALLY know what you're doing...*
SUNDAY, APRIL 8
BREAK-INS
6:53 p.m. - Police received a report that the Amherst Survival
Center on North Pleasant Street had been broken into through a kicked-in
door.
The intruder is alleged to have stolen loose change and left excrement on the floor, police said.
*Ew?*
MONDAY, APRIL 9
NOISE COMPLAINTS
6:05 a.m. - Police responded to Village Park after receiving a
complaint about a woman using an exercise machine that woke up a
neighbor. Police asked management to help mediate the situation.
*This lady and her treadmill!*
SATURDAY, APRIL 14
SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY
8:49 a.m. - A Shays Street resident reported 27 trash bags thrown
into the woods near his property. Police determined the bags were filled
with remnants from a large barbecue. Police are investigating who
illegally disposed of the trash.
*I was fully expecting the trash bags to be filled with body parts, not barbecue remnants...although I do enjoy how they worded this one*
CITIZEN ASSISTANCE
12:23 p.m. - A downtown resident told police a neighbor took photographs of him while he was gardening.
*was he wearing his sexy gardening outfit?*
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